DOCTOR WHO: now a multinational behemoth of insanity, bewitching our children senseless every Saturday, and generally making people punch the air at the sheer giddy brilliance of it all. But sometimes, amid all that brilliance, it makes very little sense.
THE MIND PROBE - DELVING INTO THE CREVICES OF DOCTOR WHO
Have you ever wondered why all the spaceships in the future have doors made of wood? Are you irate about the lack of alien invasions of Birmingham? Has the thought ever occurred to you that the Master's plans are so ludicrously intricate it's a wonder she has time to bathe?